Gay Penguins

My friend JM just sent me a story about gay penguins. Yes, gay penguins at a zoo in Germany. I think this is hilarious. First of all, the male penguins are refusing to mate with the female penguins and instead, have coupled off in relationships. As the gay folks' champion, I want to stand up and cheer for the penguins. They will not be turned! They are out of the closet and proud of it. I also find this amusing because I know so many people who are like, "homosexuality is not natural, it isn't found nature." Well, here you are. Gay penguins in nature. I doubt the penguins went to go see Brokeback Mountain and decided that this sounded like a good idea. Today the gay penguins get the three snaps in a Z formation, with a little tail shimmy for good measure.