Some Sunshine for Your Day

Okay, so my sister put me on to this website called Overheard in New York. It is hysterical. I saw this entry and thought all of you who live in big cities would understand. In our case in D.C. this pertains to metro escalators and platforms.

Suit: Attention tourists. It is now just after 5PM, and unlike you, some of us had to work today and would like to fucking get home. Please keep moving and do not just fucking stop in the middle of the sidewalk. This has been a public service announcement.
--43rd & 7th

Have a good day folks!